blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

onelastswansong:

i leave for five measley hours and i come back expecting a nice quiet midnight tumblr sesh and i just

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dammit guys

otakelley:

If you told me a few years ago that I would ship her

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with him:

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Or her:

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With her:

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Or him:

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With her:

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Or especially him:

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With their child:

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I would NEVER have believed you. But being a part of the Once Upon A Time fandom changes a person. -_-

jellybeez:

siderealsandman:

castielscheesecake:

ay-dougie:

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"

"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."

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Me + OUAT spoilers…

thehostesslyfe:

Waiting for spoilers

Tiny little spoiler happens

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Ten minutes later…

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  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want