
Kevin: ”Yeah, that’s whose D.N.A. We should be testing.”
Tommy: ”Did you bring your D.N.A. kit with you? You’re gonna swab her over salad?”
Kevin: “I could get a stray hair.”
Tommy: ”No, that’s not gonna work. You have to get it from the root.”
Justin: “What are you, Columbo?”
Tommy: “I watch all the crime shows.”
Kevin: ”I’ll take her water glass into a lab.”
Tommy: “No, no. That’s not gonna work either. The glass will get corrupted.”
Justin: ”Look, are you both high?”
Brothers & Sisters 1.17 — All in the family